Poo~pourri

Confession: I absolutely love infomercials! I could be entertained by Foreman Grills to Slicer Dicer ads for hours on end. Early today, I was checking my daily buzzfeed for the latest news. I was absolutely amazed at the hilarity of this ad.  First, I thought it was for a Funny or Die video but you'd be surprise as how this product is 100% real! 

Poo~pourri offers a wide range of poopy diffusers. Yes, it neutralizes that bad stink before, while and after you drop that bomb. 

Here's a diagram on how it works

Here are a few of the scents they offer:

  • Deja’ Poo
    • Scent: The Soft Sweet Blend of White Flowers and Citrus
    • Pooetry: You’ve Been Here Before But Now With A Scent You Adore!
  • Sh*ttin’ Pretty
    • Scent: A Delightfully Fresh Blend of Rose, Jasmine and Citrus
    • Pooetry: It Ain’t Awesome Till It Smells Like A Blossom
  • Party Pooper
    • Scent: A Fresh Crisp Floral blend of Mandarin, Tangerine and Lily
    • Pooetry: When The Glasses Clink, Don’t Ruin The Party With A Stink!
  • Crap Shooter
    • Scent: A Fresh Sweet Grassy Blend of Cassis, Citrus Peel and Fir
    • Spray The Bowl First, Guns-A-Blazing. The Smell Is Contained, This Stuff Is 

Check the ad here. It's hilarious and I can't help but press on repeat. The endorser had an early 60s, MadMen look on her plus she had this British accent. How could someone so elegant endorse this? 

Favorite Line: " Creamy behemoth from my cavernous bowels.."

Let alone their tagline is just epic: "Our business is to make it smell like your business never even happened." ~wink

Oddly, it sort of poetic. I'd like to note that her dress is the cutest! They sold over 4M bottles and counting!!!

Would you buy this? I certainly would! Let me know your thoughts on the comments below.

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